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Beerskittles

This is Beerskittles (it's all one word - that's important!). Devised by the I. A. M. Board as a swift response to an "entertainment vacuum" crisis suffered recently, Beerskittles has also been clinically proven to ease the pain of sensitive teeth and allow the venting of Gamma-Frustration (a particularly interesting condition relating to congestion and stuffiness in the bowlplex area of the entertainment wilderness).

Marval in the action shots of a "keg" being played...

Above Left: A fresh Keg.
Above right: Jiggle approaches.
Left: Next jiggle for a six-pack?

Glossary of International Beerskittling terminology

Crate: Klinkage of all ten bottles with only one jiggle of the Keg.
Half-crate: Klinkage of all ten bottles using both jiggles of the Keg.
Jiggle: The projectile used to attempt klinkage.
Keg: A set of ten upstanding bottles awaiting klinkage.
Klinkage: Knocking one or more bottles over with a jiggle.
Kegboard: Device used to prepare a new Keg after klinkage.
Six-pack: see Half-crate.